- every time jay-z says something age-inappropriate=1 shot.
- every time jay-z reminds us he is old=1 shot.
- every time a derivative of ‘watch the throne’ is said=1 shot.
- every time ‘black’ is said, in any context=2 shots. (bonus shot for ‘black broad.’)
- every time you are thankful to god that swizz beatz only provided background vocals on welcome and did not rap=2 shots. (take another one. you know you’re happy.)
- every time kanye references a brand of
women’sclothing that the average nigga cannot pronounce, let alone afford=2 shots.- mentions of champagne=2 shots. (bonus shot if champagne/pain is referenced.)
- ‘that shit cray’=3 shots.
- for every tear you imagine falling from john legend’s eyes at having been replaced as resident r&b crooner by frank ocean=take a sip.
- every time you said ‘eh’ while you listened=pour a little liquor out for your dead homies.
There’s not enough alcohol.
Hello.
I'm Ahmad.
Most people know me as Avada or SolarAvada.
This is Beat Mesa. Welcome to the back up blog that isn't a back up anymore.
I'm a gamer. Anime watcher. Music artist.
I'm 19.
From New Orleans, but all over the state of Georgia currently.
I curse a lot, and that's the understatement of the year.
I hate on everything known to man.
I hope you read this before following.
